每日乐一乐 倩女幽默爆笑故事之帮战记

　　不会指挥帮战的帮主在歪歪上：“你们，野外，战龙，不要乱跑，不许乱惹人，看见敌人就绕着走，实在不行被追杀的话，就私密他别杀你，不然就像鱼鸡学习色诱。

　　一年前刚玩这游戏，不懂帮战，那晚站在酆都挖宝藏，莫名其妙被杀死， 默认复活继续在酆都，又被杀死，连续三次之后，被帮主看到了，发了个帮会群发：“鱼鸡，不要在酆都绕来绕去然后选个好地方傻傻的站着，你以为我看不见吗。。。。”帮会频道我说：帮主。。我只是路过挖宝藏的。。。。”

　　第一次在忘川看见敌对帮的敌人，很厉害的一个男刀客，没等他彻底反应过来，我对着他喊了一句“ 老公，你猜猜我是谁&#63https://passage-experience.com/%e3%80%90%e6%89%8b%e6%85%a2%e6%97%a0%e3%80%91%e7%b4%a2%e5%b0%bcps5%e6%95%b0%e5%ad%97%e7%89%88%e5%88%b0%e6%89%8b3499%e5%85%83/”当时心惊肉跳，没想到他回了一句：“老婆，这个魅是你的吗&#63https://passage-experience.com/%e3%80%90%e6%89%8b%e6%85%a2%e6%97%a0%e3%80%91%e7%b4%a2%e5%b0%bcps5%e6%95%b0%e5%ad%97%e7%89%88%e5%88%b0%e6%89%8b3499%e5%85%83/” 他一问我，我就说：“哎呀，老公，有事，我先走开下。”就那么安全无痛苦的划过去了。

　　第二次在忘川又看见敌对帮的敌人，是个很厉害的男医生大神，我知道我打不过他，再次用了那个办法对着他喊“亲爱的宝贝你猜猜我是谁。&#63https://passage-experience.com/%e3%80%90%e6%89%8b%e6%85%a2%e6%97%a0%e3%80%91%e7%b4%a2%e5%b0%bcps5%e6%95%b0%e5%ad%97%e7%89%88%e5%88%b0%e6%89%8b3499%e5%85%83/”后面他私密我：“你是在喊我&#63https://passage-experience.com/%e3%80%90%e6%89%8b%e6%85%a2%e6%97%a0%e3%80%91%e7%b4%a2%e5%b0%bcps5%e6%95%b0%e5%ad%97%e7%89%88%e5%88%b0%e6%89%8b3499%e5%85%83/我是女的，这是我老公的号，你是谁&#63https://passage-experience.com/%e3%80%90%e6%89%8b%e6%85%a2%e6%97%a0%e3%80%91%e7%b4%a2%e5%b0%bcps5%e6%95%b0%e5%ad%97%e7%89%88%e5%88%b0%e6%89%8b3499%e5%85%83/” 我慌了，彻底慌了：“我是你老公呀，这个号是我妹妹的。” 。。。。。

　　第三次又是在忘川，又看见敌对帮的敌人，是个甲鱼，他在我身边转了几圈，我说：“看啥看呀，猜猜我是谁&#63https://passage-experience.com/%e3%80%90%e6%89%8b%e6%85%a2%e6%97%a0%e3%80%91%e7%b4%a2%e5%b0%bcps5%e6%95%b0%e5%ad%97%e7%89%88%e5%88%b0%e6%89%8b3499%e5%85%83/” 后面他说：“你是我老婆、。。。不对不对应该是二老婆。。。不对应该是情人。”靠。。。“我是你兄弟!!”

　　帮战，我的师傅是全区第一甲鱼，装备最好，有一次我在轮转司空内，光荣的看见师傅进来了：“师傅，师傅。。。你死了。。 难得啊难得。” 。。。我真是不孝徒弟啊!!!本来是夸他的。。怎么好像变成。。。

　　刚来新区的时候，遇见的第一个甲鱼“甲鱼帅哥，你做我师傅吧。”甲鱼“你不会是盗号的吧&#63https://passage-experience.com/%e3%80%90%e6%89%8b%e6%85%a2%e6%97%a0%e3%80%91%e7%b4%a2%e5%b0%bcps5%e6%95%b0%e5%ad%97%e7%89%88%e5%88%b0%e6%89%8b3499%e5%85%83/” 汗，哪个盗号的会告诉你：我是盗号的&#63https://passage-experience.com/%e3%80%90%e6%89%8b%e6%85%a2%e6%97%a0%e3%80%91%e7%b4%a2%e5%b0%bcps5%e6%95%b0%e5%ad%97%e7%89%88%e5%88%b0%e6%89%8b3499%e5%85%83/

　　等我高级了之后，我也要收徒，领了一个小号到王夫子那，没想到，她已有师傅。我说：“你已经拜过师，有师傅了。”她说：“我不认识他，我要炒了他，NND，我炒我炒我炒炒炒。”

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